Proper Attire.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

   When going out in public there are things one should NEVER wear.  Here is my list of things people should avoid.  Most of them compiled through years of working clothing retail.

1) A shelf Bra Cami DOES NOT mean you can go bra-less.  Here are some simple rules to remember with that:
    Absentee A-Cup -- You may not have much, but control what you've got!
    Barely there B-Cup  --  You have enough to need support no matter what.
    Contain those C-Cups  --  You should NEVER be seen without a bra.
    Detain those D-Cups  --  Seriously, if you think of leaving the house without a bra on, I hope you hit a pot hole and your boobs fly up and smack you in the face for leaving them so unprotected!!

2) Pajama pants are not aproprate public attire, end of story.  Yes, the flannel cloud pants are so comfortable, but really? You are so lazy you couldn't find some equally as comfortable sweatpants or yoga pants so you at least look somewhat like an adult?!?!?!  Maybe you should invest on some of those "Pajama Jeans" that I keep seeing advertised in the coupon section of the Sunday paper.  You look like the type of person they are advertising to anyway.

3) Slippers are not shoes!  I once saw a girl on campus who had done her hair and make up, put on a nice button down shirt with all the layered accoutrements and skinny jeans.  She looked fabulous until I saw her choice of foot wear...Ducky slippers.  What happened here?  Did you run out of time to zip up those riding boots that would have completed the ensemble?!?  Could you not find the strappy sandles that would have made you look slightly slutty, be still stunning??  Such potential ruined by slacker-itis.  Slippers are NOT shoes people!!!

4) Leggins are NOT for everyone.  Morbidly Obese people...these are not ment for you.  They do nothing for your figure, they definitely do NOT make you look thinner, and Honey, who are you kidding, they do NOT make you look sexy. 

5) If you are fat, or have any sort of Muffin Top..WEAR A SHIRT THAT COVERS IT ALL!  Please for the love of GxD, I cannot handle looking at my own flab, let alone your stretch marked, inches think, roll of a spare tire you have hanging over your jeans (or leggins, depending on the deranged individual who thinks this is hot/sexy/cool).  Please, they make long shirts for a reason, true Walmart does not feel the need to make longer shirts, it would cost too much for its loyal shoppers, but Target or even K-mart are similar in price ranges as well as have amazing clearance sales, making shopping more fun, and they have shirts in longer lengths to cover you gut.  No excuse for bare flab.

There are several more of these to come, but these I feel are the most pressing at this time as I am doing laundry so that I have a nice, stain free shirt to wear tomorrow along with a pair of stain free jeans that are absent of wholes (these subject will be covered next time)