As we enter the warm summer months I feel compelled to remind people of what is appropriate attire and what is not.
First of all let's revisit the shelf bra cami issue. Once again I will remind you that just because it says shelf bra...it DOES NOT mean that you can go bra less. Please read the first Appropriate Attire blog to see the rules on this issue.
Chode Shorts...it wasn't until I was a freshman in college that I learned the word chode. There is a funny story behind it, but all you need to know is if your shorts are wider than they are long...they are not ment for you to wear!!! Some girls can pull this off without looking nasty, but so few of them know when they fall on the wrong side of this rule that I'm outlawing it for everyone!!!
Crop tops are ment for hookers and strippers. This little fashion statement is over, so stop showing your mid section and your belly button ring and be classy NOT trashy and buy a long and lean boyfriend tank. $8 at Target, it's probably cheaper than your crop top anyway...
Bikinis... if you can pinch an inch of fat..not skin and it hurts to pinch it because you're actually pinching your vital organs...but honest to goodness fat, and it rolls over the top of your bikini bottom...DO NOT WEAR IT!!! Buy a tankini..or a one piece. Some people are so ballsy when it comes to their body that sometimes I envy their courage and self esteem to go out in public like that, but then I remember that they look like crap and I'm glad I know how to dress appropriately for my size.
If your shorts are riding up into your crotch, for the LOVE OF GXD.... just pull the damn inseam back down!!! Do not continue to walk around like your wearing jean underwear!!! It makes you look so trashy, you might as well wear your real undies out to walmart because you're not doing any better by leaving your inseam (little as it maybe) riding up your coochie! Plus, if you followed the chode short rule, this wouldn't be happening, at least not on this grand of a scale.
Guys...a wife beater and shorts sagging so low they might as well be pants... you're dating braless cami girl wearing her chode shorts into her crotch aren't you? Stop it!!! It is not sexy in any way. In fact, I want to pants you, just to show you how stupid you look! That or to fashion you a belt out of zip ties (hope you don't have to go #2 before you get home).
Most of all, LESS IS NOT MORE!!! You are actually just wearing less and looking rather trampy.
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